第376章 被小助理看不起算是到头了（1 / 2）

看著小助理略带歉意的表情，江南伸手揉了揉她的头：“以后注意点就行了，这本来也不是你的错，也是为了你的安全著想。”

“嗯嗯。”

小助理跟著点了点头。

然而这时直播间却飘出来一条不和谐的弹幕。

【这都看到的第三次了，富老师一次你一次，现在小助理也来一次，我半辈子没经歷过，身边朋友也没遇到过的你两个月经歷三次？真有意思。】

虽然这条弹幕没有明说，但话里话外的意思就是怀疑江南是不是剧本之类的东西。

江南看到后也没惯著他，直接阴阳怪气的说道：“哟，哥们的生活过的很好吧？一看就是很如意的那种，生活中连个小人都没遇到过的那种。

但凡你身边有一些特別漂亮的女生，你隨便找人问问，她们有几个没被骚扰过。

你再多问一些，你就会发现被尾隨过的也不少，入室抢劫的概率虽然低，但我们国家人口多啊，你但凡多关注关注各地方的警方通报，你会发现每天都有这样的事情发生。

退一步说，如果你足够有钱，你就会发现主动联繫你的女生也不少，她们那些话甚至可以算是骚扰。

再退一步，你就算没钱，但凡你足够帅，你发两张照片到社交平台上，你就会发现你的私信格外精彩。

什么？你说你都没有遇到过？难不成你就是传说中那种没钱长得不咋地，人脉一塌糊涂还对所有没见过的东西都质疑为剧本的人吧？

不会吧不会吧？不会真的有这样的人存在吗？

遇到没见过的东西大家第一反应难道不是沉默的同时了解一下事件可能性吗？

还是说......”

江南一脸怪异的看著镜头：“你就是我以前直播说过的那种弱智槓精？”

江南这一番话瞬间让直播间不少观眾想起了江南以前的经典名言。

十个槓精九个蠢，还有一个单纯坏。

除了那个特別坏的，其他的槓精会跟你死槓一个事情，並不是他真的想槓，只是他有限的脑子理解不了自己认知以外的事情，所以当看到这类事情的时候，他们就要开始抬槓，质疑，然后反咬你是剧本演绎之类的。

然而这时小助理还在一旁弱弱的来了一句：“以后我要是结婚怀孕了，医生让我保胎我绝对不保。”

此话一出直播间观眾彻底绷不住了。

“哈哈哈，连小助理都看不上保胎產物啊？”

“牛掰，能让小助理鄙视，这辈子算是到头了。”

“嘶~我突然想到个事情，高考不是三年一次吗，为什么年年夏天都有高考呢？”

“楼上的，你也是保胎的？”

“..........”

看著直播间观眾的吐槽，江南的脸上露出了一抹笑意。

他们理解他的遭遇，这多少让人舒服了点。

说实话，这种事情他其实也不想碰上。

但就是遇上了咋办？

他当初被盯上是因为天天炫富，被专业的看上了，如果不是他跑得快，那天可能就只能被迫交出家里的所有现金。

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